PRESS RELEASE
April 2019 I For Immediate Release
Great Barrier Reef to be Re-Named the Great Barrier MarineAndReef.com

Tempe, AZMarineAndReef.com and the Australian Government have announced an 18-year agreement to re-name the Great Barrier Reef the Great Barrier MarineAndReef.com. This natural reef is blessed with the breathtaking beauty of the world’s largest coral reef. The reef contains an abundance of marine life and comprises of over 3,000 individual reef systems and coral cays and literally hundreds of picturesque tropical islands with some of the world’s most beautiful sun-soaked, golden beaches.

“We are excited to enter into this long term partnership with MarineAndReef.com,” Prime Minister Scott Morrison said. “They are synonymous with both marine life and coral reefs and have a rich history of philanthropy and community engagement. Plus, they have the word "reef" in their name.”

As part of the partnership, the newly renovated Great Barrier MarineAndReef.com will feature signage every one hundred yards along the shoreline. There will also be signage on the VIP helipad, on any marine mammals slow enough to be captured and on 22 species of marine birds.

Each of the 30 reef bioregions are available for sub naming rights. All names are acceptable, except for Bob (yeah, you know who you are). We're not naming a bioregion "Bob."

Cairns, the gateway to the Great Barrier MarineAndReef.com, will be building an amusement park tentatively named The Great Barrier MarineAndReef.com World of Undersea Wonder. Crazy Dave, the PTO of MarineAndReef.com, offered few concrete details about the proposed amusement park. But he does believe the park should, in his words, “have something to do with, you know, the ocean. Either that of Game of Thrones.”

In addition to sponsoring the Great Barrier MarineAndReef.com, MarineAndReef.com has secured rights to host the World Outdoor Ice Sculpture Championship to be held in Phoenix in August of 2020.

MarineAndReef.com
With a potential web presence in the home of every person with access to the internet, MarineAndReef.com is a household name in the households where it is a household name. The Web site has been viewed by people in every country on the planet, and in a few undersea kingdoms.

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Australia
It’s somewhere south of Japan and near New Zealand. There are 24 million residents and 44 million kangaroos. The flag kind of looks like the British flag. Its biggest export is NOT Vegemite. As if!!

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